i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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