you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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