i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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