party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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