it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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