I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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