seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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