I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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