Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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