apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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