All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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