Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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