Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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