well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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