That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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