pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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