are you so shy because you have an std?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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