I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
