Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
