Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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