i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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