then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Never underestimate the power of titties
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
