another moral hangover. fuck.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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