when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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