butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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