i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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