She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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