Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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