After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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