are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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