Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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