i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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