The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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