this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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