Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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