Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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