im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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