Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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