erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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