roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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