Acid is not a monday night drug
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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