She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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