There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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