you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
