The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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