If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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