it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This toilet bowl is my home.
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