pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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