Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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