ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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