I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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