im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
These tits shall not be calmed
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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