I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dicks are not precious.
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