I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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