my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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