Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The struggles of a small town man whore
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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