just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
