There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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